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Old 10-02-2010, 08:59 PM  
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Originally Posted by AlCapone View Post
So I got into an argument with this chic I was dating.
Afterward, she kept insisting on "Make up sex".
So I shoved her eyeliner up my butt and jerked off in her eyeshadow.

She left me.
Wasn't a chick. You got lucky.

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