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Old 09-28-2010, 05:55 AM  
suesheboy
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Both my houses are in private neighborhoods that are marketed "no soliciting" and "no trespassing".

Living in the country I answer the door armed - always. in the past 5 years, other than the mailman, fed ex or ups I have had 2 strangers at my door. 1 turned out to be a neighbor up the mountain who's car broke down, the other a young guy who said his car broke down which was out of sight. I told him to go back to his car and I am calling 911 for him, while I was on the phone I heard his car start down the driveway and take off.

At my house in Boca I have a monitoring system and if I don't know who you are, I won't even answer the door. I can get 2 people a day knocking on the door.

For telemarketers, guy or girl I tell them they sound cute and ask them what they are wearing. 95% hang up, the rest I get off within seconds by saying "hold on, I want to get some lube and jack off to your sexy voice". Never ever had one person hold on after that in more than 8 years.

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