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CunningStunt · 09-28-2010, 03:40 AM

Perhaps I should take a leaf out of their book and knock on their doors when they are sitting down for dinner with their children in the evening, or having friends over on the weekend for lunch:

"Excuse me, would you like to sign up for cumdumpsters.com, we have a special $4.95 trial going right now"

"Yes, I know you may have signed up for nastydollars all sites access recently, but what if you changed that plan, and went on an allanalfistingpass instead?"

"I hear you, yes, I know I'm interrupting, this won't take long, sorry, but I have to show you this anal cum slut gang orgy site, I think you won't be able to refuse"

3 of these assholes in the last week, I've taken their details and have written to their bosses to TAKE ME OFF THEIR FUCKING LIST.

I'm thinking of getting a dog. The same fucking company's reps come to the door, different Indians / young saps every fucking week. Sick of it.

09-28-2010, 03:40 AM
CunningStunt Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,594	All these assholes that knock on my door at night and on the weekends....I need a strategy... Perhaps I should take a leaf out of their book and knock on their doors when they are sitting down for dinner with their children in the evening, or having friends over on the weekend for lunch: "Excuse me, would you like to sign up for cumdumpsters.com, we have a special $4.95 trial going right now" "Yes, I know you may have signed up for nastydollars all sites access recently, but what if you changed that plan, and went on an allanalfistingpass instead?" "I hear you, yes, I know I'm interrupting, this won't take long, sorry, but I have to show you this anal cum slut gang orgy site, I think you won't be able to refuse" 3 of these assholes in the last week, I've taken their details and have written to their bosses to TAKE ME OFF THEIR FUCKING LIST. I'm thinking of getting a dog. The same fucking company's reps come to the door, different Indians / young saps every fucking week. Sick of it.