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Originally Posted by cyber_ninja
does anyone have any good webmaster jokes?
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not really webmaster, but porn related
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You know you've got a problem when every letter of the alphabet triggers a porn bonanza in your address bar.
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Dear porn Websites,
If I could get ripped in 4 weeks and have sex with gorgeous local girls, would I really be on here at half two in the morning, pants around my ankles, masturbating in my own filth?
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I must be so lucky, all the beautiful girls that message me when I sign into a free porn site are from my home town. What are the odds?
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Don't you just hate it when you're getting ripped in the gym and someone pops up trying to sell you porn?
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I was asked recently whether I liked porn.
Do I like porn? Does a bear shit in a Japanese schoolgirl's mouth?
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Seriously though does anybody really actually pay for internet porn?
That's like buying a bottle of fresh air.
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Just been watching some Asian porn.
There is this one girl who is in every fucking movie.
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Internet porn is so unrealistic.
Marge Simpson would never fuck Principal Skinner or Ned Flanders in real life.
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Bukkake porn.
Who is it really aimed at?
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You know you go on too much porn, when you begin gaining a fetish for buffering.
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Listen, internet ads, I'm trying to watch porn. Do you really think I give a fuck about my credit score right now?
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