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Uhh, that was the biggest pile of shit I've ever heard Amp.
It's obvious that you don't live on a little place I like to call Earth, so...
I'm going to go ahead, and let you think you won.
Your boyfriend wooped me good, I know jack shit about mortgages, and you know what?
I now resent myself for the fact I went to college, and decided to get a degree.
All in all, you're a much bigger man than me, larger penis, hell you're even a vet.
And you always get the good catches, I wish I could find myself a hot man with some droopy tits... maybe some day.
You're the man Amp, you really are. =( I hope that in another decade, I'll be half the man you are.
Sighs, my life is over, I think Im going to go kill myself... =(
Its all your fault.
Boo Fucking Hoo.
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