Quote:
Originally Posted by marketsmart
when i was 5 years old i had a pony..
he was a great pony...
i used to love to ride him..
when i was 7 years old he started biting me and bucking me off when i rode him...
my parents gave him away..
i was sad..
i got over it...
all good things come to an end...
dont be mad at the pony..
i was happy that my parents gave him away..
no more pony bites or sore ass from getting bucked off..
a stupid boy would have kept that pony...
the end.......
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omfg.. lol.. you have no idea.. holy shit, maybe you do... lol
that happened to me, and I think I was 7 as well lmao...
and my wife gives me shit about it all the time, she and my daughter ask me to get them a fucking horse and give me a guilt trip about having a pony when i was a kid (which this same story is exactly what happened to me) and I try to explain to them owning a horse sucks .. go to a horseback riding place and give them 10 bucks, but nooooooooo.... i had a pony (which was taken away for the reasons mentioned in the quote above).. and my parents had horses.. so they should have a horse..
fucking horse shit.. horses are fucking expensive... and high maintenance..
and .. and..
holy shit, i forgot this was an epass thread.. sorry.. my bad.. (it's a drinking night)
marketsmart, we'll talk later... jesus...