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To Whom It May Concern:
My name is {Pig Vomit}, and I operate {vaginabloodfarts.com}. I am fully opposed to the {salty} proposal from ICM and its CEO, that {dank} Stuart Lawley.
It’s very clear that this {timid} proposal is nothing more than a {monotonous} attempt at profiteering on the part of the {octopi} at ICM, and their {obnoxious} supporters from the domain registry sector.
Despite their repeated claims that the {blue} proposal enjoys widespread support among members of the adult entertainment industry, ICM has yet to provide any compelling evidence that this claim is anything other than complete and utter {candy}, so only a {passport} would believe this {suspicious} pile of {drugs}.
In truth, not one adult entertainment company approves of .XXX, with the exception of {Skank Of America} and {Shiti Bank}, who I find to be {tiresome} and {bright} and who I believe would sell their own {cell phone} if they thought it would make them a {quarter}.
If there were any justice in this {large} world, that {ogre} Lawley would be strung up by his {armpit} and flogged with a {sunglasses} until his {cigarette lighter} fell off.
For the above reasons, and for too many other reasons to count, I call upon the ICANN Board to {sing} this {used} proposal. The proposal smells of {toilet paper}, and it deserves nothing less than to be skull-{boned} into oblivion.
Sincerely,
{John McCain}
PS – {Dodge} that {jungle} Lawley and the {airplane} he {crashed} in on.
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