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Old 08-29-2010, 02:37 PM  
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Men with guns tend to have very small penises. They use the gun to make them feel like a man again. The gun is their new penis. The bigger the gun the smaller the penis. And men who love to have many guns not only have small penises but are also gay. As guns respresent penises this means they secretly wish to be surrounded by large penises.
Not sure if you're just poking fun or not, but I don't believe there is anything wrong with having a gun for home protection. Unless you're Chuck Norris, you never know who's gonna run up in your crib.
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