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Old 08-28-2010, 07:00 AM  
Amputate Your Head
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Some people start going to church to make themselves a better person or to live a life serving God. Glenn found religion because his second wife, Tania, refused to have premarital sex, and wouldn?t marry unless the two adopted a faith. So Glenn did what any red-blooded male would do, and that is to race to the car in search of God, leaving a trail of dust à la Speedy Gonzales. The two proceeded to go on a ?church tour? in search of the perfect religion, ultimately deciding on Mormonism.

One has to wonder, however, if Tania wasn?t trying to pull off some colossal bluff when she asked Glenn to find religion before getting in bed with her.

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