Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

Ceasar, please. My family tree walks all over yours. Check this shit out, I haven't filled in all the blanks yet, but it's 100% accurate:


Alexander the Great and Angelina Jolie
King Tut and his wife Lady Tut
Jesus and Mary Magdaline
Jesus 'Wata to Wine' Jr. and Hannah the Village Ho
Budda
Some ninjas
That guy in the Mel Gibson movie where he paints his face blue
Merlin the magician[140BC-85BC] and Wife Sinead [120BC-54BC]
More ninjas
A lot of Pilgrims
Blackbeard the Pirate [1750-1802] & Random Pirate Wench [unknown]
Alice Lincoln [1858-1944] & Samuel Adams [1740-1800] (VA)
Abrahan Lincoln [1765-1795] & Mary Todd [1763-1835] (VA)
Some cowboys
Malcolm X [1886-?] & Some Street Ho [1885-?] (NY)--My great grand parents
Elvis Presley [1908-1996] & Pricilla [1918-1977](TN)--My grandparents
XXXXXXX XXXXX & XXXXXXX XXXXXXX (CA) --My parents
James J. Freeway XXXXXXXXX (AKA Jimmy3Way) (UNK)--Me