So last night I was asked to look over a message our marketing manager Ashley was sending to one of our partners, ScarlettBlue. It was late. I was feeling good. Okay, maybe I was feeling a bit... giddy? Anyway, at the top of the reply to Ashley I wrote:
"**NEEDS TO BE EDITED BY YOU… BUT…"
You couldn't miss it. And Ashley didn't. At the bottom, though, I added a signature that went something like:
Sincerely,
Ashley
AKA Princess Sparkles
AKA The Rose Bomber
AKA Lambella, Bringer of Death and Herpes
Anyway, she saw the sig, laughed about how it would be funny if she sent it with that... and then somehow manged to still send it.
So this is my public apology to Scarlett Blue for my lapse of judgment. And I also apologize to Ashley who, to the best of my knowledge, does not have herpes--though she does spray pungent rose perfume around the office and has a lamb fetish. You rock, darlin! But I guess that's what you get for taking a work from home day.
