Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

You can make something unique and different every day of the week. There's a reason the "same ol' shit" is so prevalent. It works. This isn't Premiere Night on the Red Carpet... it's a porn site. Don't try to turn a sow's ear into a silk purse.

The fact that it starts out in mainstream movie style means your surfer must "invest" in watching it. Porn surfers just want to bust a nut, not follow the acting prowess of a cum dumpster.