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Old 08-10-2010, 06:19 PM  
Anthony
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
You hit the nail on the head Anthony! In fact here is the full text of the "religious nutter's" e-mail:

Hi Allie,

I was scrolling down this dating website called www.AdventistMatch.com. It's a dating website for single men and women looking for single men and women within the Adventist community. Is that actually you as under, AdventistLove1? I clicked on the picture and I assume, if that's you - NaughtyAllie, you're in a hotel holding hands with another woman either you finished doing an orgy with another woman or a group of people? Because it seems you just finished doing something.So you reside in Pensacola, Colorado? And your parents belong to the 7th. Day Adventist Church, am I correct?
What made you decide to get into this dating website? Are you looking for someone to join in the party? Or more of a mutual to serious relationship that you prefer to settle down? I'm single and I live in Los Angeles, California. It's hard to imagine to remain single all of your life. You sometimes yearn for that meat. For me, personally, I yearn for that box to one day put my meat and leave it there. I'm really surprised to see you on the picture, if that's you on it. Are you looking for a partner?

--- Ray
Hallelujah! But God bless him, he keeps recurring.
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