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I just couldn't fuck her
Been dating a lot - and go out with this one girl - physo-therapist job.... early 30's, 6'0 tall, thin, hot, great background - traveled the world, awesome stories... had a fantastic dinner and went for drink on a patio lounge on a busy sidewalk. Everything is going great THEN...
My friend Viola comes walking down the sidewalk - her two kids in two (7&8 years old) and she's dressed up like Princess Leia from Star wars. She had just got back from a Classical music night where they were playing Star Wars theme music and went with her kids in full costume. Now I thought this was awesome - she talked to us for all of 30 seconds and then left on her way.
My date says - after she left - 'I just don't get Trekkies!"..............
I was done. I mean how can you continue after saying something like that..... She might as well have pulled out a crack pipe... least then I could have just wrapped it and still hit it....
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.
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