When I was 8 years old I wrote my first computer game that worked on an old Pravets16 (Bulgarian clone of the IBM machines)
When I was 9 years old I wrote my first virus. After that I spreaded it on my country Firefight department network (it killed the network in 6 hours).
When I was 14 years old I got sued by the FBI and I became a non grate person in the USA (not a real problem, I live in Spain). Now my status with these guys is clear
When I was 18 years old I was hired by a spanish banking company to develope security software but it was too boring.
When I was 20 years old I was hired to develope military security stuff but it was also too boring.
This last summer I was exposing a linux server security conference to the same teacher that fucked my programming exams arguing that the security checks are not efficient and must be removed from any program. That was really funny
Now I have 23 years, I have no morale and I do all you want if you pay enought.
Well I have done lots of freaky things... but the major part of them are not legal at all, so I'll have to kill you if I tell them to you.