Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

As for the article title, I'm giving it a 7.5

Still think I could spice it up more. Maybe, "Fear Lurks In The Dark Recesses of Phoenix"...
or, "Seedy Underbelly of AZ Politics Leaves Phoenix A Ghost Town".....
or "Crazed Sheriff Arrests Everyone In AZ, No Civilians Left, Only Zombies"....