I love the smell of porn in the morning.
Launching statsremote and discovering how much money I made while I slept. Logging into epassporte to see who paid me and transferring cash to my bank account.
Browsing thru my newest sponsor emails and deciding on what projects I am going to work on today. Reading over the latest GFY threads in my pajamas.
Checking out the overnight video updates of pretty girls getting nailed on my favorite pornsites, all while sipping a cup of fresh-brewed coffee.
Not having a J.O.B.
The smell, you know that porn smell, the whole business. Smells like... victory.
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours.
When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body.
The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory."