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Old 05-15-2003, 03:04 AM  
Mr.Fiction
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It is imperative that I give you the following information, which Rush Limbaugh wants concealed from the public. Let me begin by saying that in a tacit concession of defeat, Rush Limbaugh is now openly calling for the abridgment of various freedoms to accomplish coercively what its misinformed, apolaustic pranks have failed at. I and Rush Limbaugh part company when it comes to the issue of deconstructionism. It feels that its decisions are based on reason, while I maintain that in asserting that its crusades won't be used for political retribution, it demonstrates an astounding narrowness of vision. Rush Limbaugh's vassals are duplicitous swindlers (literally!). But it doesn't stop there.

It may not seem to be very important right now, but Rush Limbaugh's lieutenants say, "Things have never been better." Yes, I'm afraid they really do talk like that. It's the only way for them to conceal that I, not being one of the many execrable Huns of this world, want to invigorate the effort to reach solutions by increasing the scope of the inquiry, rather than by narrowing or abandoning it. I want to do this not because I need to tack another line onto my résumé, but because many people who follow Rush Limbaugh's excuses have come to the erroneous conclusion that Rush Limbaugh is the one who will lead us to our great shining future. The stark truth of the matter is that if you intend to challenge someone's assertions, you need to present a counterargument. It provides none. If we let Rush Limbaugh create a climate of intimidation, who's going to protect us? The government? Our parents? Superman? Probably none of the above. That's why it's important to expose some of Rush Limbaugh's impetuous, incompetent deeds.

Some of the things Rush Limbaugh says and some of the things it stands for are so illaudable, it hurts to think about them. I wish I could put it more delicately, but that would miss the point. Never mind that Rush Limbaugh's sophistries are a vehicle for the expression of prejudice, ignorance, and enmity about people who are different from Rush Limbaugh. What's really important is that Rush Limbaugh says that it is merely trying to make this world a better place in which to live. But then it turns around and says that it can achieve its goals by friendly and moral conduct. You know, you can't have it both ways, Rush Limbaugh.

It seems ironic that Rush Limbaugh's hangers-on want so much to work hand-in-glove with cold-blooded, tasteless slumlords that the concept of right vs. wrong never comes up, given that we must understand that it measures the value of a man by the amount of profit it can realize from him. And we must formulate that understanding into as clear and cogent a message as possible. Rush Limbaugh is not a responsible citizen. Responsible citizens chastise it for not doing any research before spouting off. Responsible citizens unquestionably do not issue a flood of bogus legal documents.

Rush Limbaugh labels anyone it doesn't like as "crazy". That might well be a better description of it. There are some truths that are so obvious that for this very reason they are not seen, or at least not recognized, by ordinary people. One noteworthy example is the truism that Rush Limbaugh thinks that the most valuable skill one can have is to be able to lie convincingly. However, this is an exceptionally convincing illustration of the power wielded by Rush Limbaugh and of the destructive way in which it uses that power. Speaking of manipulative traitors, Rush Limbaugh would have us believe that the most uncompromising maggots you'll ever see should be given absolute authority to divert attention from Rush Limbaugh's unprovoked aggression. It will almost certainly tiptoe around that glaringly evident fact, because if it didn't, you might come to realize that I do not propose a supernatural solution to the problems we're having with it. Instead, I propose a practical, realistic, down-to-earth approach that requires only that I stand up and fight for our heritage, traditions, and values. The end.
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