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rvn · 07-23-2010, 08:10 PM

Its not related to slavery (or sometimes i think it does). Please be unbiassed, if you don’t have experience hiring people, please stay away from posting here. How much would you pay to the man like that (montly)?

Advantages:
Can handle ANY project. Or multiple projects. Work comes first. Any other needs - if he has enough time for them.
Programming skills:
PHP: expert skills, from a simple web application, to complicated, AJAX/COMET powered web sites designed to handle high traffic (optimizations, caching, etc), including image and video streaming/processing. Well, actually. Can program anything for linux/windows, there are no things that can't be done.
MySQL: expert skills, fast, scalable databases processing millions transactions a hour.
HTML/CSS: proper cross-browser coding optimized for fast displaying and mobile devices.
Javascript/AJAX: fast and reliable.
Graphics skills: Web interfaces, banners, photo retouch, etc
Sysadmin skills: Set up and complete maintenance of any kind of web server running Linux. Can do the same on Windows servers, but for known reasons, prefer Linux.
Management skills: can manage a team, breaking down large projects into small pieces, explaining tasks to developers and getting proper results.
Priceless skills: Hundred percents loyalty. Will never trade/sell your company’s secrets. You can give him access to your bank account/credit cards/paypal account and he will never steal a penny from you. Available almost 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, including weekends/holidays.

Cons:
Can sometimes take offence for not being available 24 hours a day(rarely) or being treaten like a piece of shit. (Rarely) getting drunk friday night after work.

07-23-2010, 08:10 PM
rvn Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Ukraine/USA Posts: 176	How much does the man cost? Its not related to slavery (or sometimes i think it does). Please be unbiassed, if you don’t have experience hiring people, please stay away from posting here. How much would you pay to the man like that (montly)? Advantages: Can handle ANY project. Or multiple projects. Work comes first. Any other needs - if he has enough time for them. Programming skills: PHP: expert skills, from a simple web application, to complicated, AJAX/COMET powered web sites designed to handle high traffic (optimizations, caching, etc), including image and video streaming/processing. Well, actually. Can program anything for linux/windows, there are no things that can't be done. MySQL: expert skills, fast, scalable databases processing millions transactions a hour. HTML/CSS: proper cross-browser coding optimized for fast displaying and mobile devices. Javascript/AJAX: fast and reliable. Graphics skills: Web interfaces, banners, photo retouch, etc Sysadmin skills: Set up and complete maintenance of any kind of web server running Linux. Can do the same on Windows servers, but for known reasons, prefer Linux. Management skills: can manage a team, breaking down large projects into small pieces, explaining tasks to developers and getting proper results. Priceless skills: Hundred percents loyalty. Will never trade/sell your company’s secrets. You can give him access to your bank account/credit cards/paypal account and he will never steal a penny from you. Available almost 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, including weekends/holidays. Cons: Can sometimes take offence for not being available 24 hours a day(rarely) or being treaten like a piece of shit. (Rarely) getting drunk friday night after work. __________________ These things are good Last edited by rvn; 07-23-2010 at 08:20 PM..