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16.Tell a Key West story that will leave a mark on everyone's brain.
Oh boy... I have so many of these! I am not sure where to start.
I think I will have to tell the story that grossed me out the most. Let's face it this is an adult webmaster forum, so stories of college girls eating each other out on stage is really not THAT exciting, although amongst the civilians it does get quite a rise.
So every night around 11pm I would head to Duval st. and go to Rick's Bar in Key West to start recruiting unsuspecting college students into our wet T-shirt contests. I had about 30 different things I could say to girls in order to have them agree to be in my contest.
On this one particular night a very pretty girl with a great rack wants to know if she does the contest do I think she could win? I tell her that she is beautiful and stands a very good chance. This girl get's in my contest and doesn't win. Another girl who was a little less pretty but had more friends in the bar won by applause.
The first girl comes off stage. She looks at me with daggers and says, "you said I would win." I turn around and I am messing with my model releases and say to her, "I never said you would win I said that there was a great chance you would win."
About a minute later she gets really excited and said to me, "Ellise, Ellise, I know why i didn't win." I look over my shoulder to find the young woman, who is wearing a lovely pair of soaking wet and white booty shorts provided by Freeones, holding them slightly open and away from her body. "Well that's good sweetheart," I tell her, "why is it that you didn't win?" She proceeds to show me the front of her shorts and says, "Because I bled out through my tampon all over these shorts!"
I quickly turned around to collect all of my stuff as my obligations here for the night had been met, and just when I think it can't go anymore wrong this pretty young woman said to me, "Ellise can you throw this out for me?" I turn around and find her now holding the offending tampon by a string and waving it in my direction.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! You have never seen me run out of somewhere so fast in my life! How do these girls get into college? In what universe is it okay to ask a stranger (or a friend for that matter) to throw out your used tampon for you?
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