And 'accidentally' zap you in the bollocks
Taser accidentally discharged into Somerset man's groin
A Somerset man is seeking legal advice after a police officer accidentally discharged a 50,000-volt Taser gun into his groin.
Peter Cox, 49, was hit with the stun weapon after being stopped on suspicion of driving a BMW without insurance in Bridgwater on 13 July.
He has denied claims that he had been acting aggressively.
Avon and Somerset Police admits he was shot accidentally and said an investigation was under way.
Mr Cox said he had seen a patrol car following him and pulled over at a friend's house, where he was doing landscaping work.
The officer pointed the Taser at him for a few seconds before lowering the weapon.
Missed genitals
At this point it discharged, hitting his groin and ankle but narrowly missing his genitals.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-10701733
Probably his own fault for having all those tattoos...