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I've always loved that site and some days I have what I think could be golden submissions.

Not having been back for awhile until today, I came across this one. It'd be hilarious if it were an adult sponsor.



While developing an affiliate website for one of our mobile network clients, my employer came over and reviewed the site we were building.

Boss: “I think we need to have some sort of avatar on the home page, to welcome the users to the site.”

Me: “Okay, no problem. Was there anything you had in mind?”

Boss: “Well since sex sells, I would like to have a slim, sexy cartoon woman holding a mobile phone.”

[I proceeded to create this sexy avatar.]

Me: “I’ve finished the avatar. Was this what you were after?”

Boss: “That’s nice but it’s not what I was after.”

Me: “Okay. What are you looking for then?”

[My Boss then loaded up his internet browser and Google searched an image of a small, chubby, animated duck holding a mobile phone.]

Me: “I thought you wanted a sexy woman?”

Boss: “I do.”

Me: “So you want a cross between a sexy woman and a fat, yellow duck?”