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bdjerk · 07-18-2010, 07:27 PM

found this online, but if they're anything like any of my design clients, there are many more like this.

Client: ?[Indian outsourcer] says he can do this site for $200. Why should I go with you??
Me: ?Has he done any work for you in the past??
Client: Yeah! He did [Other Site] for me.
[I load the other site]
Me: ?The entire site?s done in Flash.?
Client: ?Huh??
Me: ?It?s a site for iPhone users.?
Client: ?I know. Cool, huh??
Me: ?It?s a site for iPhone users? none of whom can see it??
Client: ?Huh??
Me: ?The iPhone doesn?t support Flash.?
Client: ?Well it looks fine on my PC!?
Me: ?Do you have an iPhone??
Client: ?No.?
Me: ???
Client: ?Tell you what, I?m just gonna go with [Indian outsourcer]. He seems like he knows what he?s doing and I?m not sure you do.?
Me: ?Have fun.?

07-18-2010, 07:27 PM
bdjerk Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 219	graphic design client conversation- fucking hilarious found this online, but if they're anything like any of my design clients, there are many more like this. Client: ?[Indian outsourcer] says he can do this site for $200. Why should I go with you?? Me: ?Has he done any work for you in the past?? Client: Yeah! He did [Other Site] for me. [I load the other site] Me: ?The entire site?s done in Flash.? Client: ?Huh?? Me: ?It?s a site for iPhone users.? Client: ?I know. Cool, huh?? Me: ?It?s a site for iPhone users? none of whom can see it?? Client: ?Huh?? Me: ?The iPhone doesn?t support Flash.? Client: ?Well it looks fine on my PC!? Me: ?Do you have an iPhone?? Client: ?No.? Me: ??? Client: ?Tell you what, I?m just gonna go with [Indian outsourcer]. He seems like he knows what he?s doing and I?m not sure you do.? Me: ?Have fun.? __________________ bdjerk inc.