You mean you don't believe my site in 800x600, 2001 HTML 1.0 design with 500 super hot 640x480 movies doesnt convert at 1 in 50 and isnt going to rebill for months? Cmon "bro" send me your traffic. We will convert the hell out of it.
It's their job to get you to send them traffic (by hook or by crook)
It is your job to find one thing...
winners.