Hi,
I recently joined these hallowed halls of learned perverts (we can smell our own).
I have been Involved with computers for over 25 years, I was doing application programming before BBS's were popular, so yes I have never gotten laid

LOL
In any event, I have years of practical experience to share with the community.
I have done simple web page work to billing systems, to low level drivers, content delivery systems, networking (CCNE/Microsoft CNE+I/Big Iron/Solaris and more). I have managed teams of 300+ people and lived on $1 hot dogs for weeks.
In other words Ive been around. So say hi and if i can offer any help, don't hesitate to ask, I'm glad to offer up my

epically when idiots speak out of turn (man I hate that).
Glad to be here!
Oh yes if you'd like to see my credentials, just ask. (It will not let me post a link until I make 30 posts.)
- M