<stoner>
one time a girl from work for the dole was supposed
to come around with a stick around noon but she
arrived about 4pm. Mum was due home at 5:30 so
I thought I'd straighten out in time and rolled a joint.
I took one puff and thought fuck she'll tell easy so
I put it out and made a coffee. I was zoning in and out
of feeling hit and drank the coffee and lied down and
put the radio on loud. Travis 'Sing' came on and I
swear it was the greatest tune of all time. Those banjo
licks were sweet and after the song was over I thought
how awesome I was. I mellowed out in time before mum
came home and since then I only need to smoke about
the size of a match head and the tiny stick lasted for
weeks.
</stoner>
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