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Sounds like the cops found his stash and he was bs'ing them while some nearby reporter happened to listen, lol.

Cop: "What were you doing with this?" *holds up his stash*

Jeremy: "Well, uh...I, uh...was...hellld up...yea, held up at gunpoint! In the desert, yea! And these guys, they could see I was a completely pure person that would never do anything wrong, so they were like 'yea, dude we are going to fucking kill you if you don't smoke this crack, because we know you would never smoke crack ever in your life unless we were holding this gun to your head n' stuff.' I was terrified, officer...if I could do it all again, I would have let them kill me instead because I'd rather die than smoke this crack stuff and forever taint my straight-edged heart and soul."

Cop: "...hmmm...alllright then."

Jeremy: "Wait...you gonna smoke the rest of that?"

Cop: "Huh?"

Jeremy: "Oh, well they said they have a sniper on me and I need to smoke the rest of that within the hour or else they'll shoot me. Oh, and they'll shoot everyone around me...so yea, you better give that back to me."

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