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1-potato salad, you cant have too much.
2-any sausage with a german name, the wider variety, the better.
3-donuts (you know ALL white people LOVE these things) at least four dozen if you're doing a decent party, and DON'T SKIMP ON THE HOLES!!!
4-and this is really the creme de resistance, the keystone of the whole thing and I cannot stress enough...
BACON.
dude, you know you love it, whitey.
I myself was sitting here, content and happy in my life until the thought of bacon and the stark reality that i possess none came crashing into my brain like a rabid wombat.
if you really want to show these people good ol honkey food, give them bacon.
give them bacon.
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