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Allow me to over simplify this:
You & your girl go to a nice expensive reserved restaurant for a special dinner.
Then in comes a 6 year old's birthday entourage of 40 kids all screaming and throwing things.
Then everyone around you starts smoking, and one dude literally just takes your steak right off your plate then lays a greasy kiss on your woman.
You are furious and attempt to complain to the management, but the owner says, "Well, yeah but we're not going to do anything about it. Sorry." So you call the police, and they tell you, "yeah, but we have other things to do. Sorry."
One guy in the entire restaurant decides to stand up for you & your girl, but everyone else in there just laughs and calls him a dirty hippie.
Nice? Wait for it....
As you begin to leave and just as you're about to open the door, someone fires a harpoon cannon and impales you, drags you into the back, carves you up and packs your pieces in a box bound for Japan.
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SIG TOO BIG
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