This chank (chubby skank) walked up to me at the pub tonight, grabbed me rather roughly and said verbatim,
"I will suck your dick so hard your asshole will turn inside out and I'll use it to stoke your cock". What should I have taken from that? I'm still in a state of amazement and shock. I really think I should have called her bluff. But then again, I've never thought of jerking myself off with my own anus.
Now that I'm safe, my fear has turned into curiosity! Dammit!