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Originally Posted by DamianJ
Drugs are illegal, border police look for drugs.
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the grass is green , the sun grows the grass, oh wait, i get where you are going with this, if you smoke porn you will get high ? ok i don't know where you are going with this..
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Originally Posted by DamianJ
Usually with an xray. Often without shoving anything up one's arse.
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obviously you have never visited south america
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Originally Posted by DamianJ
In fact, AFAIK, they don't shove things up your arse, they have a clearl plastic lavatory and sit you in a room and wait for you to shit. Which, eventually, you will do.
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an airport like jfk must have like acres of these things or they are letting in alot of drugs.
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Originally Posted by DamianJ
Explosives are illegal. They swab bags with a little cloth. Not anal fisting. \
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shit that would explain alot, after swabbing my duffel bag i was whisked off to a small room, i assumed they had found my cumstain on the corner because i was really lonely the night before so i admitted i filled my duffel bag with jello and had sex with it in my hotel room, after a short videotaped re-enactment using airline pudding they let me go.
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Originally Posted by DamianJ
Porn is illegal, so surely the law enforcers need to try and stop porn as well.
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will they all be given art classes to differentiate between say the mona lisa and pamela anderson ?
Will they auction off the seized porn to porn friendly nations i wonder ?
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Originally Posted by DamianJ
Clearly, it is a stupid law. No one is doubting that. But I don't think it's quite the same as having a broom shoved up your botty.
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ok maybe a broomstick is a bit large but im certain i could fit a few usb sticks up the old bunghole.