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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
No please don't. Any reviewer worth half the cost of the paper they write a review on wouldn't reveal key elements of the plot.
However I saw X-2, I'm not a big fan of the comic books and no I'm not a big fan of the movies. My nieces wanted to see it so I took them. However it was entertaining, that's all I care about.
Bottom line did I get my money's worth? Yes I did at the matinee rate of $4.75. Would I have paid full price for it? Doubt it.
Do I care what people with low self-esteem think about it? No.
You're not a reviewer, you're one of those guys who sits at the coffee house agonizing over his latest poem, pissed at the world because they won't be silent long enough for him to figure out what rhymes with pain.
Go back to your angry crayons young man, at least the pictures were pretty.
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Check this out, Freud, you don't know dick. I've never had a sip of coffee in my life, and I damn sure don't frequent coffee houses.
But since your first two attempts at psychoanalysis failed, I'll give you some more material to work with. Since you did mention poetry, I'll post some of my poems for you to use to figure me out with, as that seems to be something you're interested in doing:
Ode to France
Moral pontification high and mighty
Condemning America with pious voice
But when the enemy comes into sighty
It's time for flighty:
Surrender and rejoice!
-- Buff, The Warrior Poet, 2002
Ode to PMS
Hormones flow like a raging river
Crashing through the canyon
My girlfriend lacerates my liver
And tries to cut off my manyon
What monstrous enemy of man is this
Invisible to the eye
At whose name involuntary piss
Flows from every guy
Its name is Estrogen
And it leads to PMS
And no other force on Earth
Causes such distress
O Estrogen O Estrogen
Mercy is for the weak
As long as there's no escape for men
Our futures remain mas bleak
The Sensitive Buffster -- 2001
Summer school matriculation
Brings an end to masturbation
As the classroom full of horny sluts
Waits in line to handle my nuts
For the duration of the semester
Pennis and Testiclese they sequester
While on their boyfriends they doth cheat
With the Buffster's gigantic man meat.
The Sensitive Buffster -- 2001