I fucking hate journalists. I remember a few days before this whole Townsend thing blew up, one newspaper in particular was boasting (they ran a full page advertisement) about how they were going to "expose" a "world famous A-list rock star" as being a "vile sickening pervert" and "disgusting dangerous monster"... apparently he was "a frontman for one of the biggest and best liked rock groups of all time" and had "made multiple television appearances and starred in several big budget smash hit movies"... I was left thinking, what? A fucking cross between Brad Pitt and Ozzy Osbourne?
and for Petey, it isn't research if you're jerking off over it.
