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Adult Site Traffic · 05-08-2003, 01:07 PM

Funny? Cats are a pain in the ass, LOL.

I was just waking up this morning, about to open my eyes.. when my wife's cat came tearing dowm the hallway, lept, and landed right in my crotch.

Instantly, the moment he landed, he launched himself to the other side of the room at a high rate of speed while I'm trying not to puke the bed.

Sonomabitch gets pissed when I get to sleep a few minutes later, because his fat ass gets his science diet before I get my coffee. I guess he thought it was time to eat, I dunno..

Cats are funny...? Cats are a pain in the ass.

AST

05-08-2003, 01:07 PM
Adult Site Traffic Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: South-East of the Border of Disorder Posts: 5,093	Funny? Cats are a pain in the ass, LOL. I was just waking up this morning, about to open my eyes.. when my wife's cat came tearing dowm the hallway, lept, and landed right in my crotch. Instantly, the moment he landed, he launched himself to the other side of the room at a high rate of speed while I'm trying not to puke the bed. Sonomabitch gets pissed when I get to sleep a few minutes later, because his fat ass gets his science diet before I get my coffee. I guess he thought it was time to eat, I dunno.. Cats are funny...? Cats are a pain in the ass. AST __________________ ALL Domains and Websites are GOING AWAY NOW! Ask me! Many great domains, mainstream and adult, some complete sites with databases, some names with traffic and PR, some investment quality names. Come take a look! { Traffic Orders: Please go here } .:: SHARPEN the Elite - BURN the leftovers! Ooh-Rah!! ::.