Yes, I gave into the adverts... You know the Piz Buin ones on UK television where the hot bitch smothers fake tan up her leg...
Well, I'm a dude. I didn't read the instructions, my chick wasn't here to help and now I look like an umpa lumpa...
7 days to wear off too!
Any women tell me where I went wrong? Why am I now orange?
Will anything short of sandpaper get it off? How the fuck does it work, it's white in the bottle and orange on the skin... Womanly help needed!