i used to live in a house near a convenience store.
the owner was a complete asshole. i still hate him now. in his older years, he's turning into a fucking faggot just like his son.
anyway - one day on the way home from school, i called at the shop for some sweets. as i walked out of the store, i noticed he'd left his van door open, and there was i, with a mouthful of gummy cola bottles. nobody around. perfect.
of course i unloaded the gummies into his van.
SOON as i opened my mouth, he walked out the shop door. but it was too late. busted like a motherfucker.
moral of the story, it's all fun and games 'til you get caught. i'd wager that the bus driver was having a fantastic time slapping that kid around...
