Originally Posted by Jdoughs

So this guy goes into the Patent Office and tells the Patent Officer that he'd like to get a patent, for his new cookie. The Patent Officer looks at him and says "haha Sir, I have a hard time imagining you have anything new to bring the cookie industry that hasn't been thought of, but let's hear your idea"

The guy pulls out a Ziploc sealed baggie full of pink colored cookies, and tells the Patent Officer, that he has invented a cookie that tastes like pussy.

"Pussy!?" The Officer questions, "Let me try one of these 'coochie cookies'. And takes one into his hand and takes a nice bite out of one end of it"


"Bleh FUCK!, These cookies taste like SHIT" the Patent Officer exclaims.

"Oh, sorry about that" the man says,
" You've got that one upside down"