wow, i ran into my first street bum which I had to speak to last week... read this shit
DIRTY FUCKING BUM BITCH: Hey
ME: Hi
DIRTY FUCKING BUM BITCH: I'm good people, shake my hand(TRIES TO STICK ARM IN MY WINDOW)
ME: (CLOSING MY WINDOW) No thanks... what do you want?
DIRTY FUCKING BUM BITCH: Just 3 dollars to get the bus
ME: Fine, here's 3 dollars
DIRTY FUCKING BUM BITCH: Hey man, I really need 6 dollars... I'd love to suck your dick for 6 dollars...
ME: Fine, get in here baby
Just kidding you idiots!
LOL, anyway, after I fucking gave her 3 dollars, her dumb ass asked me for another 3 dollars and the fucking things she'd do for 3 dollars? What the fuck is that about, that's the worst shit I ever heard
These motherfuckers piss me off