Don't eat fast food. It's the creation of the devil, designed to make everyone laugh at Americans (and Australians too, I guess) for being disgusting fat hambeasts. You go to Europe or Japan or something, and everyone, while maybe not being attractive, is at least skinny enough to fuck. You go to America (and again, Australia I guess) and everyone is a big ham, rotund and comical in appearance.
Fast food makes you unfuckable so... plz stop
