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> >I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for
> over a year, and so we decided to get married. My
> parents helped us in every way, my friends
> encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
> >There was only one thing bothering me, quite much
> indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was
> a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and
> sexy, who sometimes
> >flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable.
> >One day she called me and asked me to come over to
> check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was
> alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that
> soon I was to be married, and she
> >had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
> overcome.
> >So before I got married and commited my life to her
> daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once..
> >What could I say? I was in total shock, and
> couldn't say a word.
> >So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you
> are up for it, just come and get me.
> >I just watched her delicious behind as she went up
> the stairs.
> >I stood there for a moment, and then turned around
> and went to the front door...
> >I opened it, and stepped out of the house.
> >Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in
> his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and
> pleased, you have passed our little test.
> >We couldn't have asked for a better man for our
> daughter. Welcome to the family.
> >Moral of the story:
> >Always keep your condoms in your car.
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