if any of you guys watch Crank Yankers on Comedy Central there is a guy named Jim Florentine who does the voice of "Special Ed" he has a website called
Terrorizing Telemarketers and this guys comes up with all kind of crazy shit to do and say to telemarketers, he has some free mp3's and some cd's for sale, I bought them and I have LOADS of ideas to fuck with telemarketers now, if fact I couldn't wait until a telemarketer called me... it was about 2 or 3 weeks, but they finally called and I got to fuck with them.... man, it was pretty damn fun! Check him out if you have the time