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I was in line at the DMV recently, to renew my license and get the required photo ID. I had to stand in line for like a half an hour, with this little 19-20 yr old gangsta-in-da-hood toque-wearing-rappa-flappa wannabe who stood there crunching ice out of a big gulp cup. No soda, just ice... crunch crunch crunch crunch. Then the fucker's cell-phone rings, he pulls it out of a pocket of his big baggy stupid-looking oversized pants, drops his cup of ice on the floor where people gotta walk, and stands there like an idiot talking for 10 minutes talking his gangsta-rappa-flappa-bizznatcha-wappa shit. Little bits of ice everywhere.
I've never wanted to stab someone in the face with a screwdriver more in my life.
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