I had to share this with somebody and I thought GFY would have the most suitable audience
My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting and pleading, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" Her eyes locked on me and she screamed, "You did this to me, you bastard!"
I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, 'That would hurt too much'."
