Knowing full well screwing a finger means one thing to you lot, I can say it really frikken hurts to screw ones finger....
7 m up a ladder (23 ft) I'm screwing a bracket in for some guttering and whooops, the electric driver head decides my finger is better material than the screw head.
Decision: 1. scream like a girl, let go of the 2x3 and fall to certain pain;death.
Decision: 2. Scream like a girl shout "grnnnnnnnn" make the workplace safe and climb down ladder safely.
Decision 3. Scream like a girl and continue to pay someone to finish the job.
Needless to say, my right middle finger has a bulbous thingumijig on it which makes typing awkward, the guttering is done (finally) and my finger is still sore.
DIY retards unite
