Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

House = Pattaya homes are extremely over priced, but still affordable for a small to medium sized one. If you need any tips on real estate or construction here, holla.

Dog = I can take care of your dog, and take care of it when you are tired of it.

Sexy Thai Wife = Don't even think about wifing that little spinner of a hooker you run with. She will make your life a living hell. Get a non-whore who has very little experience dealing with falang, if any at all. You teach her the way of the world and you will become her God, savior, father, brother and provider of all things good. Find one of these girls and your set. Get anyone else, you're fucked.

Good luck!