Originally Posted by xenigo

I went over to visit a former Adult.com employee, my buddy Tofu...

We hung out at his office for about an hour, and then I took him for a spin. When I got home, I noticed this damage to the right rear bumper. I called my girlfriend to tell her about it, and she said it sounded intentional... because I was parked 6 parking spaces away from any other cars. After she said that I thought "what are the chances?" So I looked at the doors, and sure enough... someone had keyed the right rear passenger door.

There was no note on the windshield.

Needless to say I'm pretty fucking pissed right now. There were no security cameras in this business park, and there were no cars around the BMW when I got in the car to take Tofu for a ride.

Who actually would think to do something like this on purpose?