Its not funny!
Booked a trip to see my special Thai lady friend, planned a stop over in Bangkok for a couple of days, doing what a man do when he is alone in a place like Bangkok with all its temptations. Made sure its not possible to tell where you call from via Skype, set up international calling on my cell phone so I can send and receive text messages with my Danish number no matter where I am, basically covered all my bases.
Now she is saying she will take the 8 hour train ride to Bangkok and pick me up at the airport and we'll spend a couple of days in Bangkok!
So the picture pretty much sums it up,.