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Walmart employee: ?Thank you for calling Walmart. How may I help you??
Pornstar: ?I came by AIM last week, and was calling about my test results.?
Walmart employee: ?I?m sorry, ma?am. You have the wrong number.?
Pornstar: ?Oh, sorry.?
(Not 5 seconds later, the phone rings again.)
Pornstar: ?I came by AIM last week and was calling about my test results.?
Walmart employee: ?Ma?am, I?m afraid you?ve dialed the wrong number again.?
Pornstar: ?This isn?t the AIM office??
Walmart employee: ?No, ma?am, this is Walmart.?
Pornstar: ?Oh, sorry.?
(5 seconds later.)
Pornstar: ?I came by AIM last week and was calling about my test results.?
Walmart employee: ?Ma?am, you?ve called Walmart again.?
Pornstar: ?Fuck it! I?m calling the right number, why do you keep answering??
Walmart employee: ?Ma?am, the AIM office number is very close to ours, so maybe when you?re dialing the numbers, you?ve been accidentally hitting a wrong key??
Pornstar: ?What numbers? I?ve been hitting redial!?
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