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typical convo:
"o we process so and so"
why the fuck do i care? what does have to do with me
"i suggest processing in europe"
ok great europe big country. how do we get setup and where.
"o ya we handle high volume"
tells them the amount
"o sorry we dont handle that kind of high volume"
gives them website info and asks if we need to change setup to go along with their guidelines
"o im going to have to check with risk management"
well why the fuck am i talking to you then?
"please write us up a business plan"
who are you to tell me to write a business plan? we want to process not apply for a loan. look at our site, see what business it is. there is the only business that matters.
"o we dont do that volume here is a referral" xrepeat
how do you not do volume you are a PROCESSOR, are people not in business of making money anymore? hey lets all wait out this "economic collapse" we are losing money faster then ever but hey lets not take risks and just slowly die.
no one knows anything, nothing about what reserves are needed NOTHING. wtf has happened? why would i put millions of dollars into a company who doesnt even understand the business they operate in? insane.
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