..don't drive down any gravel roads in Arcadia Louisiana in May..
(I actually visited Arcadia, LA while on vacation in July.. my grandpa lived in Shreveport, it was very hot obviously and not much to see but an old railroad station and some neswpaper clippings, it was too hot to bug anyone where the gravel road was and the town (one building) was deserted, still I love that kind of crazy stuff